Sardar jee

Sardar jee
Judge: ek Case ki Sunwai Main (Sardar Ka Dono Kaan Kaat Doo.)
Sadar: Nahee Judge Sahab Main Andha Hoo Jaoon Ga.
Judge: Bewakoof Kaan Katne Se Koi Andha Hota Ha Kiya?
Sadar: Main Chashma Kese Pehnoo Ga.